I once spent a very odd evening watching my husband play RISK (a board game of world domination) with his coworkers. The *ahem* winner *ahem* of this board game was a very nice and very german guy who choose to start out in:
B. Playing all the black pieces
C. Then proceeded to wage a nasty and bloody campaign of lightning destruction across the entire world map culminating in the unabashedly brutal subjugation of even his own wife while taunting the rest of the players for being inferior.
For a less…awkward…outing with your coworkers, check out Helen, GA – a rather embarrassing tribute to the only other things we Americans know about Germany – that it has fancy pastries, odd architecture, and lederhosen.
Oh, and outside this fake german town are some cool waterfalls.
Is it goat approved? I’d keep the goat at home for this one, unless you plan to teach it how to yodel.
How you get there: These hikes are all in the Helen diaspora. Google Helen, then google Duke’s Creek Waterfall, its next door neighbor Raven Cliff Falls, and the famous Anna Ruby Falls north of Helen.
Raven Cliff Falls Parking: 34.709535, -83.789066 (4.9 miles round trip out and back)
Duke’s Creek Falls Parking: 34.702030, -83.789232 (2.2 miles round trip out and back)
Anna Ruby Falls: 34.757196, -83.710484 (1 mile round trip)
Time for hike: The distance for this hike is 8 miles to go out and back to Duke’s Creek, Raven Cliff, and Anna Ruby Falls in total. Plus however much walking of the pseudo-german town of Helen, Georgia you are interested in.
Best season to do this hike: Spring or Fall. Avoid Oktoberfest because it raises the DUI rate and the traffic. Avoid summer because, well, where else are people going to go for a good time than a beer garden in Helen?
Trails to Take
RAVEN CLIFF FALLS
An easy trail winding along the river from the parking area to a final climb to the falls.
DUKE’S CREEK FALLS
A continuous downward run with several switch backs. The climb back out is not hard, but continuous.
ANNA RUBY FALLS
An easy uphill culminating in a very busy end platform.
- Anna Ruby Falls is $3 a head to get in regardless of how you get in, (car, walking, etc.) and is very popular. Go during an unpopular time.
- Duke’s Creek Falls is $4 a car to park, (its self service pay though). Raven Cliff Falls, its next door neighbor is free however.
- Helen, GA requires a $5 fee to park, though if you park behind the Hofer’s Bakery and get a spot its free so long as you are on the premises.
- For those into wildflowers check out the trilliums on the Anna Ruby Falls Trail.
RISK is a game of world domination that teaches you a lot about your coworkers and the countries they come from.
Never challenge anybody from Germany or Africa. Ever.