Earnhardt

It takes a certain kind of buck to pull off a mullet and a goat-ee that’s graduated to full beardhood with honors. Named after his favorite NASCAR driver, our new redneck neighbor here at TAU is Earnhardt the Buck, and he is already spreading his passion for the southern tradition of spending Saturday at the race track among our ladies. Is it not every speedway loving man’s dream to have his own woman to hold his beer, hand him his dip, and ride in the passenger seat of his 1987 Buick with the #3 on the door, (in tribute to his hero), on trips to the local Piggly Wiggly? While cows milk may be in the winning cup at Indianapolis, this week’s Animal of the Week is proof they ought to switch to goats milk!

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