Ernie TAU AW

Most dairy cows are born to be milked, but Ernie the Dairy Cow seems to have been born to milk others for all they’re worth instead. Loving and affectionate to clingy students and staff when the feed bucket’s close at hand, the warmth of her attachment quickly cools when the grain’s all gone. Underestimated by our other milking ladies because of her petite physique, she has managed to move up the pecking order of the herd through underhanded nefarious activities, including back parlor door deals,  insider trading at TAU’s Grain Exchange, under the udder pay offs, ear tag counterfeiting, and laundering (of the dairy manager’s coveralls). We would congratulate her on being TAU Animal of the Week…if we weren’t pretty sure she did something she can’t talk about to get the award!

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