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GEORGIA: Desoto Falls

Desoto Falls is named after Hernando de Soto, one of the first Europeans to visit the Southeastern United States. While taking the grand, (and very bloody), tour of South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, North Carolina, and possibly Louisiana he apparently dropped a piece of armor near these falls, giving them their name. Whether you remember him as the guy who murdered and pillaged his way across a continent while spreading diseases that would wipe out the vast and complex Mississippian Culture or you remember him as that guy who really should have gotten a haircut before the official portrait, these are still pretty good falls to go check out.


Is it goat approved? Nah. Busy, busy, busy.

How you get there: Google “DeSoto Falls, Georgia 30528”. The parking area is not very big (20 cars tops). It is possible this is a fee parking area, but I honestly can’t tell if the box is for campsites or for parking.

Parking Area

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is about  mile out and back. At this time the upper falls are closed.

Best season to do this hike: Year around.

Trails to Take

Leave the parking lot in the direction of the campground area. Follow the signs, which lead through the campground area, over a bridge, annd then you can go left to the lower falls (1/2 mile) and right to the upper falls (3/4 mile). Except of course for right now when the trail to the upper falls is closed due to debris and storm damage. The lower falls is kind of small and underwhelming, but I hear the upper falls is better.

Lower Falls
Upper Falls (courtesy of wikipedia)


  1. The upper falls trail is closed due to storm debris as of 12/2017
  2. The parking area only holds about 20 cars.

In sum: 

Seriously, what was he thinking? Hernando should have stopped at a barbershop on the way to the official expedition portraiture.

Just a little off the sides and it wouldn’t be so shaggy man!






GEORGIA: Brasstown Bald and Track Rock Gap Archaeological Site

Brasstown Bald is the highest point in Georgia, which makes it a pretty good place to get a good view and possibly also struck by lightning. As humans generally like to be high up and also generally forget to consider the whole lightning thing till it’s too late, there is a really cool building you can stand on the roof of at the top of Brasstown Bald. Ideally not during a thunderstorm though. For those not in to being zapped, if it is raining you can go check out the nearby Track Rock Gap Archaeological Area, which is a petroglyph site at the bottom of Brasstown Bald.

Is it goat approved? Uh. I think you can answer that one on your own.

How you get there: Google it! Brasstown Bald is the highest point in Georgia…this shouldn’t be a hard one to find. The Track Rock Gap Archaeological Area is at 34.882316, -83.878733.

Parking for Brasstown Bald

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is about mile out and back at Brasstown Bald and negligible wandering around at the archaeological site. The trail runs from the parking area to the summit, and while the grade is significant the trail is paved and probably rated from even the less well made baby stroller. For a less…lame…hike try the Arkaquah Trail that runs from the Track Rock Archaeological Site to the summit of Brasstown Bald at 5.5 miles one way. and 11 mi round trip. I will be doing that on a less icy day though as I hear it has a lot of rock drop offs and I prefer not to die.

Best season to do this hike: Year around, but in the winter payment is on the honor system. However, the buildings (and bathrooms) are also closed in the winter too.

Trails to Take


The trail starts at the large parking area, (no really, this thing is huge). The trail-head is between the bathrooms as the park store in the cabins. The only spruce I have ever seen in Georgia is right next to the trail head too. The trail itself is paved and ascends rapidly through rhododendron thickets. There are benches at each switch back. Halfway up the trail cross the Wagon Trail. The Wagon Trail is actually an old wagon road constructed by convict labor. Now, the sign says it was built in the 1950s, which is contemporary with the use of convicts for really crummy construction projects in the Southeastern US. However, the sign also says that local families got together in “wagon trains” to use the road to go visit other settlements. Okay, I know this is North Georgia and all, but seriously, they had something better than buckboards as recently as the 1950s right?

Anyway, I digress. The trail continues up, crosses the road to the summit, turns and corner, and wah lah! A really awesome forestry tower comes into view. During the winter these buildings are closed, but the staircase to the roof remains open, allowing visitors to take in the 360 degree viewing platform at the top. You can see Hiawassee and Yonah Mountain from up here!



The archaeological area is more popular as a place to park and access Arkaquah Trail than as an archaeological site it seems like. The tiny parking area only fits about 3 cars, so you may have to park on the side of the road to go see it. The trail starts behind the forestry service sign identifying the site. It’s very short and ends at a pile of unremarkable looking rocks identified with numbers. This is the archaeological site. The petroglyphs are best viewed in glancing light like you get at sunrise or sunset because they are cut into dark, worn rock unlike their more familiar Southwestern cousins.

The petroglyphs mostly consist of animal tracks, medicine wheel like designs, and human figures, many overlapping one another as several different carvers visited the site. One boulder has jagged notches in it, theorized to be from ritualized noise making. In general, the petroglyphs are not spectacular, and the site has seen historical vandalism (two petroglyphs have been removed from one boulder), however, the fact that petroglyphs exist at all in the rainy, erosion prone and heavily populated North Georgia mountains is pretty impressive. It makes you wonder if there aren’t other sites buried in leaves and slowly eroding away under our torrential thunderstorms  somewhere.



  1. Brasstown Bald has an entrance fee, and is a popular tourist attraction. The winter is the best time to have it to yourself.
  2. The parking area at Trap Rock Gap Archeological area can just about hold 3 cars. As it is a popular place to park to hike Arkaquah Trail it can be difficult to get a spot.

In sum: 

The say the view from the top is lonely. I say the view from the top of Georgia is really freaking cold when the wind picks up!



GEORGIA: High Shoals Falls and Blue Hole Falls


I generally avoid washing my truck on the principle that paying a good $10 for what the rain will do for free is kind of a waste of hard earned money that could instead be wasted on goats. This has led to many an interesting detour to drive down the forestry road that will almost certainly lead to a car ford. There aren’t as many of those in Georgia as there are in New York, but the gravel road to High Shoals Scenic Area is one such spot. A quick disclaimer though: if you drive something short and two wheel drive, this may be a pretty harrowing crossing. But cross you must if you plan to go see these waterfalls!

Is it goat approved? Actually, I would take a goat on this one, I just happened to have the dog with me this time. It is busy, but it is sort of remote, unpatrolled, and in very cold weather likely to be pretty sparse on the traffic. Warm weather watch out though!

How you get there: The parking area is at 34.815687, -83.727172. Google has it mapped as “High Shoals Trail Head”. The falls themselves are around 34.815687, -83.727172 (High Shoals Falls) and 34.821386, -83.722687 (Blue Hole Falls).

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is about miles out and back. The trail is very steep, but there are lots of switch backs and the general grade is pretty okay. Old people and small children were doing it if that gives you a better idea.

Best season to do this hike: Year around, but in the event of snow/ice the road will likely be frozen over, and after really heavy rain the car ford will only be doable in Noah’s Ark.

Trails to Take

The trail is really easy. It starts behind the parking area, descending rapidly past a trail sign. There are a series of switchbacks, and the the trail finds the valley floor. It follows a significant creek, (High Shoals Creek), crossing some bridges, then descends again. At this point the sound of waterfalls is readily apparent. The trail switch backs and is relatively well maintained.

High Shoals Falls

Blue Hole Falls is on a short side trail that comes off unexpectedly to the left. This is a small falls with a deep swimming hole in front of it. A viewing platform has been built here. High Shoals Falls is further down the trail, and can be seen from a viewing platform at the trail’s terminus. This is a significantly sized fall that collects a lot of ice in the winter!

Blue Hole Falls
Trail Map


  1. Google will get you killed on this one. Google likes to drop people in very scary places in the North Georgia mountains and gun ownership is pretty much universal around here. So, when Google says “Go down Moody Rd”, don’t go down Moody Rd. This is a private road that dead ends and is nearly impossible to backup on. The local population isn’t too friendly either. The road you actually want is nearby, (within 0.5 of a mile). It’s a forestry service road with a sign that says “High Shoals” and other things about WMAs.
  2. The car ford was forded by cars, Jeeps, and one very worried Ford Ranger, but I saw a Mustang refuse it. Consider the value of your car and the last time it rained before you attempt the ford.
  3. The parking area is TINY. Come early, and park off the side of the road if the parking area is full.
  4. The road up runs through a lot of shade – if it iced recently try this hike on another day.

In sum: 

Never in my life have I had to have my truck pulled back out, but it’s comforting to know that North Georgia’s Jeep fraternity is always somewhere nearby with a handy winch for the day that “car ford” turns out to be rated for jacked up Jeeps only!



GEORGIA: Helton Creek Falls


Looking to spice up an otherwise ordinary day hike? If you’re near Blairsville, GA take a quick swing past the roadside Helton Creek Falls on your way to bigger fare like the Appalachian Trail and Vogel State Park.

Is it goat approved? Nope. Not a good option for goats…way too busy.

How you get there: GPS your way on over to these coordinates: 34.753684, -83.894221. You park on the side of the road, and the waterfall is literally on the side of the road beneath you. The road down from Hwy 19/129/11 is gravel, but it is in good shape.

Roadside parking

Time for hike: Pretty much no time at all. However, you can combine it with a trip to Vogel State Park, the top of Blood Mountain, Desoto Falls, or any of the other fascinating spots in the area to make it a hike instead of just a photo op.

Best season to do this hike: Year around, but the middle of summer it fills up with swimmers.

Trails to Take

There isn’t really much of one. The trail is next to the parking area, drops immediately down to the base of the falls, then climbs up the side to a small viewing platform. A hole has been cut/hacked through the side of the park service viewing platform so you can climb down, do a great job eroding the bank, and go swimming beneath the falls. I am sure the park service just loves this.

From the road
Upper falls with winter ice


  1. There is a gravel road. So, like that prize Mustang convertible? Probably not a good option.
  2. Roadside waterfalls tend to be popular. There isn’t a lot of parking. Do the math.


In sum: 

Re-hiking trails you have done before when you are almost out of buffer is pretty suicidal :D.

The “ice line” on the mountains from Blood Mountain – indicates the lowest elevation where nearly frozen precipitation actually manages to freeze to trees!






MICHIGAN: Tahquamenon Falls

For a trip into a living picture postcard, grab your toboggan (that’s Southern speak for a knit hat) and your snowmobile (the Northern equivalent of a four wheeler) and take a trip to the Upper Penisula of Michigan’s most accessible falls – Tahquamenon Falls.

The “fall” is actually 2 falls in one, separated by either 4 miles of snowmobile-able road or snowshoe enabled trail. This is a great day trip to get out of the house with dogs, dependents, or dad when staying inside one more second isn’t an option. Oh, and if you’re lame you can drive to both falls too.

Is it goat approved? If the goat has snowshoes maybe.

How you get there: Lower falls parking is at 46.609447, -85.205915 and Upper Falls Parking is 4 miles north at 46.579444, -85.252585. Note that at the Upper Falls the rear two parking areas in heavy snow are reserved for snowmobile parking. There are HUGE signs for each of the falls.

Really nice signage! You can’t miss the turns!

Time for hike: You can visit both falls in about 2 hours with photo-op time if you are with adults. With kids, plan on more like 4 hours. The lower falls is a 2.5 mi round trip out and back walk from the parking area, down the closed park road, and over to the overlook. The road is unrecognizable in snowy weather. The upper falls is a 2/3 a mile walk out and back to the overlooks.

Best season to do this hike: Come in winter for a winter wonderland worthy adventure.

Trails to Take


The parking lot is to the right as you enter. There are no actual signs for the trail to the lower fall, it is behind the closed gate. The trail is groomed, and follows the road bed that you can drive down…if you come in the summer.

Trail is behind the gate across the snow covered road

The view is picture postcard worthy, and the trail slopes gently down, eventually reaching the lower (closed) parking lot. The path goes through the main park area, and then off to the overlooks. The ice is not generally thick enough to go out to the island because the water is moving on the river, but the near side bank overlooks are pretty good.

The trail has rails for some portions

The lower falls itself are underwhelming if you’re used to the Appalachian waterfalls, but the unusual color of the water makes a beautiful contrast with the snow. It’s not dirty – the dark color originates from the tannins left behind by decomposing hemlock and spruce needles. The foam at the base of the falls is from the softness of the water, rather than pollution!

Lower Falls amid snow

If you brought your snowshoes you can go from the overlooks at the lower falls up to the upper falls. The hike is 4 mi one way. Otherwise, turn around and walk the 1.25 mi back to the car.


The upper fall is the busier of the two falls, with the parking lot packed even in winter time. The brewery is to the right as you enter, and the car parking to the left. Don’t park with the snowmobiles (unless you are one)! Park with the cars. The trail head is readily visible, and goes past the bathrooms.

The brewery

The trail branches, and either direction leads to overlooks of the upper fall, but the right hand, farthest over look has the best views. There are 90 something steps to the “brink” at this final and best overlook, as a forestry sign puts it, but the average person will find the trip decidedly less ominous.

Upper Falls


  1. The lower falls is payment free if no one is in the kiosk in the winter. The upper falls has a self serve kiosk, and out of state cars are $9 a piece! Ouch. Anyway, plan ahead on how you want to deal with this. In the dead of winter no one seems to be checking if you paid or not…
  2. No four wheel drive? Not a problem so long as you don’t go during snow or right after snow has fallen. They plow the roads. We did this run in a two wheel drive Nissan.
  3. If you get hungry the brewery at the upper falls ( does do lunch and dinner, but its filled with snowmobilers and has a 15% add on charge for take out! Caveat emptor! But it is open year around. For more reasonably priced fare, go to nearby Paradise, MI.

In sum: 

A perch can survive being frozen inside ice so long as the fish itself doesn’t completely freeze before the ice thaws. Fish for the FTW.


SOUTH CAROLINA: Pinnacle Mountain Trail at Table Rock State Park

Pinnacle Mountain Trail was the trail feared by all the kiddies that went on my mother’s obsessive camping trips when I was a kid. Table Rock Trail? Carrick’s Creek? That loop around the lake nobody ever finished? No big deal. Mention Pinnacle though, (and it was never the full name, like how Hitler is always just Hitler), and suddenly everyone wanted to make smores or go swimming.

Twenty years ago, (or however long its been…), Pinnacle Trail was a vertical hands and knees kind of trail that washed out even more every time it rained. Today, well, it ain’t downhill out and back because the Park Service hasn’t learned how to break the laws of physics, but it is a continued and mostly stable incline.  It is listed as strenuous, but won’t you accept a little strenuous for about a 1/4 the traffic that it’s twin trail, Table Rock Trail, gets?

Is it goat approved? Nope. Not a good option for goats…way too busy.

How you get there: Google Table Rock Park. It’s off Highway 11 in South Carolina.

Table Rock
Table Rock in the distance from Hwy 11

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is about 8.4 miles out and back. The going is up the whole way, and it is slightly longer than its twin, Table Rock Trail. There are a lot fewer stairs though. The overlook for the trail is at Bald Knob. The actual summit of Pinnacle Mountain is about a 1/4 mile straight up hill past the Knob. There is absolutely no overlook, the hike up to the summit is miserable, and therefore…we skipped summiting this trip. I have summited in the summer, and seen a profusion of Indian Pinks and Fire Pinks in bloom along the trail, making the hike worth it at this time of the year.

Indian Pinks (background) and Fire Pink (foreground)

Best season to do this hike: Year around, but not in the dead of summer as the humidity and lack of a breeze make this hike extra special miserable.

Trails to Take

You start off at the trail head, which lies behind a nice ranger station…complete with rangers. They like you to register and be off the trail by 4:30pm. Seriously. They fine you if you don’t.

Water along the start of the trail

Anyway, the trail starts across the boardwalk. Then it goes up a paved section, across a bridge, and just follow the signs. You start off on Carrick’s Creek Trail, and then turn on to Pinnacle Trail. The trail begins to head up hill, ascending up a prolonged ramp that runs along the sides of the mountain. Below you a creek runs, but it’s too far away to enjoy. A series of wooden bridges, a couple of small creek crossings, and the ascent becomes steeper.

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Rock overhangs – popular with kids

The trail goes on for quite a while through uninteresting woods on a steep-ish incline. Bring someone interesting to talk to. Eventually it passes under a series of stone ledges, some of which have water dripping from the top. This is a good spot to wait out rain, or eat lunch. Tends to be almost infuriatingly popular with kids, who would rather play on the rocks than finish the trail.

Table Rock viewed from Pinnacle Mountain

Once you have dislodged your minions from the stones, the trail continues up, turns, and now the forest becomes burnt and blackened. There’s a stream crossing or two, the final crossing is a fairly large body of water. The trail turns right, and continues up, now passing among forest burnt hard enough the ground litter has been disturbed, and the white bones of the mountain show through strangely and in unexpected places. The burn is harsh enough that not a lot of plant life seems to be coming back, and the trail is fragile and eroded.

Bald Knob view in early winter mid-morning with fog just beginning burn off

The last bit before the Bald Knob overlook is straight up a washed out trail among burnt trees. When you reach the top two main rock faces, one after the other, provide spectacular views of the Hwy 11 area. Thank Naturaland Trust and the Park Service for the view. No really. Donate here to Naturaland Trust:

Anyway, this open rock face area is Bald Knob. At the far end of the rock faces the trail turns and goes up really steeply for about a 1/4 of a mile to Pinnacle Mountain’s summit. Not worth the trip except in spring, when wildflowers may sometimes be viewed along the trail.



Trail Map


  1. Rangers will fine you for getting off the trail late (4:30pm or later) AND for hiking off the trail. For reals.
  2. There isn’t a lot of parking here, and only 2 bathrooms. For a lot of people.
  3. It costs $5 a head for adults and $3 per head for kids to get in. Plan accordingly. 
  4. Don’t go up to the summit, (past Bald Knob Overlook), in winter – no view, and the trip up is miserable.


In sum: 

Life gets you down. The mountains, by virtue of geography, get you up again.




SOUTH CAROLINA: Table Rock Trail at Table Rock State Park

An uninsured deer hit my long suffering truck while a 1000lb round bale was strapped to the back. Therefore, there’s going to be a few more human only hikes until the goat mobile has been resurrected by the miracle working necromancers at the local auto body shop.

On the plus side, it means I get better pictures because I’m bringing the artistic husband along. Particularly on this on this trip, which if you don’t pass out from the never ending stairs, has great views from Table and Governor’s Rock.

Is it goat approved? Nope. Not a good option for goats…way too busy.

How you get there: Google Table Rock Park. It’s off Highway 11 in South Carolina.

Table Rock
Table Rock in the distance from Hwy 11

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is about 7.2 miles out and back. The going is up the whole way, along a series of soul sucking stone stairs. The last mile or so is across the ridge line, which is down hill-ish to a series of overlooks on top of Table Rock.

Best season to do this hike: Year around, but winter is lower traffic and easier parking.

Trails to Take

You start off at the trail head, which lies behind a nice ranger station…complete with rangers. They like you to register and be off the trail by 4:30pm. Seriously. They fine you if you don’t.


Anyway, the trail starts across the boardwalk. Then it goes up a paved section, across a bridge, and just follow the signs. You start off on Carrick’s Creek Trail, and then smoothly transition to Table Rock Trail. The trail begins to head up hill, crossing and following the creek as it climbs. Then the stairs start.And really they never stop till you get to the top. It just keeps going. The stairs go up and up and up, eventually devolving into rock cut foot holds chipped out of  boulders.

Fire blackened forest near summit

The tops of the mountains here are fire blackened, and the forest is a graveyard of burned out mountain laurel and regrowing scrub. About 2/3rds of the way up the trail there used to be this gorgeous trail shelter with a roof and benches and about thirty years or more worth of pocket knife cut graffiti. Some of the young couples featured probably have kids in college now. Sadly, this romantically scarred shelter is no more, a victim of last summer’s hurricane by the looks of it. The stone platform remains, and is a good overlook. There is a rock face nearby too to stop for a snack if you want.

Governor’s Rock

When the trail finally levels out you are nearing the overlooks. The first is an open rock face, which is NOT Table Rock. This is Governors Rock. They have a sign and everything, but people still think its Table Rock, turn around here, and miss the big Kahuna of an overlook further on.

Table Rock

Keep going, the trail continues down hill, past several more overlooks. The actual end is across another open rock face, then downhill once more to a final massive stone monolith. Beneath you the stone drops away to the lake far below. To the right another towering rock face rises, and to the left, in the distance, a waterfall falls down, and is visible with binoculars. This is Table Rock.

Trail Map


  1. Rangers will fine you for getting off the trail late (4:30pm or later) AND for hiking off the trail. For reals.

  2. There isn’t a lot of parking here, and only 2 bathrooms. For a lot of people.

  3. It costs $5 a head for adults and $3 per head for kids to get in. Plan accordingly. 

  4. If you hate stairs you need to pick another trail.


In sum: 

Ye though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, over the crag of doom, wade the river of despair and scramble up a few rock faces of frustration, though art with me, so I know I will make to the overlook. Eventually



Bull Mountain to Jone’s Creek Campground Shuttle Hike at Jake’s Mountain

So last week I found myself staring at the Jake’s Mountain trail map going “What now?”. At which point, my primal inner 3 year old was immediately drawn to one thing about half way up the center of the map. Booger Holler.

What can I say? I was intrigued.

Which begs the question – what the heck? I mean, really, that is up there on the bizarre names list and apparently it was famous enough that the Park Service actually felt compelled to include it on their official map? The internet is suspiciously silent on the subject of Booger Holler, only noting that it may once have been a moonshiner hideout. Given the seclusion of the area and the abundance of water sources it seems like a possibility. Keep an eye out for old stills, (and away from any active ones), on this easy shuttle hike through Jake’s Mountain.

Is it goat approved? They let horses wander around, so I am guessing goats are okay.

How you get there: Park here at Bull Mountain Parking Lot: 34.580633, -84.144667. The parking lot is not so much a lot as an overgrown, rutted field. I got stuck in a 2 wheel drive pickup in the rear of the field. Be careful where you park!

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is about 5 miles one way. The going is easy, but the pretty stuff is concentrated in one area near Jones Creek Campground.

Best season to do this hike: Fall and winter. The campground is fairly popular and the road will be heavily trafficked during warmer weather.

Trails to Take

Start off at Bull Mountain Parking, then head north on the blocked off road behind the trail kiosk. Continue straight until the road dead ends into a fork, then go left to get on trail 223D.

Now, 223D is going to wind off forever along the mountain side, staying mostly flat with the occasional minor incline. Easy hiking, but not so easy navigating. Three different roads veer off the trail, each one unmarked but partially blocked by a metal T. Ignore them all.

Booger Hollar Hunt Camp Cabin located at 34.596362, -84.148022

At the final metal T the trail jumps off the now blocked old road bed and climbs into the woods becoming more trail like as it winds off through the forest. Shortly there after Booger Hollar hunt camp comes into a view. It’s a relatively nice wooden cabin with a deck contrasting with a porta-john style outhouse that has partially collapsed into the cesspit below. Essentially, it looks like every backwoods hunt camp you’ll ever find in North Georgia, but with a cabin instead of a busted down camper.

I feel sorry for the guy using the outhouse…when it fell into the cesspit

The trail leaves the camp, circles a small decline, and then comes up on Trail 223C. Go right here and begin a steep, never ending descent to the creek. The trail switch backs several times, some of these are hard to see until you are almost passed them.

Eventually you get dumped out on, surprise, another unmarked road! The creek is now in sight, as is the car ford across it. In moderately rainy weather the ford is passable. On the far side of the creek trail 223A heads up stream, and the road bed heads off to the right. Below you and about 50 feet off the trail is a reasonably nice waterfall.

Waterfall along one of the several large creeks in the area of the car ford

Following the road bed to the right takes you slightly up hill and then almost immediately down hill into Jones Creek Campground. Jones Creek is pretty popular, and camping with a goat could be annoying, (See Beware section). Campsites appear to be first come first serve, so if you arrive early and aren’t accompanied by hooved companions you may be able to snag a sweet spot on one of the several creeks that enter the area.

The road out of the campground (Jones Creek Rd) runs straight ahead, curving along through open woodland dotted occasionally with streams and struggling hemlock groves. The road passes over a creek, then shortly later passes through a wildlife clearing (again, no camping here), and finally meets up with Winding Stair Gap Road, the heavily trafficked gravel road you took on your way into Bull Mountain parking.

It’s at this junction that my long suffering husband gave a certain fat goat a ride back :).




  1. Jones Creek Campground in VERY cold weather might be suitable for goats, however, most of the time it has a few too many yuppies to be fun. The banks of the creek, as well as all large clearings off Jones Creek Rd are marked as “no camping”. So, what to do if you actually want to camp? Camp out in the woods away from the campground, camp at the unfilled lake near Bulls Mountain Parking, or you can actually camp at the Bull Mountain Parking area if you want to talk to people a lot.
  2. Jones Creek Rd is not very small car friendly. The road to Bull Mountain Parking is okay though.
Goat transport unit – 1 cheap plastic Walmart box and a long suffering husband’s car


In sum: 

When you take the fat goat for a hike, its better to underestimate his hiking ability. Or you end up with a shuttle hike instead of an out and back with camping…



GEORGIA: Blood Mountain on the Appalachian Trail

The origin of the name Blood Mountain is lost to time. Some say it comes from a bloody battle between the Cherokee and Creek Indians in the nearby aptly named Slaughter Gap. Others that the reddish color of the plant life on the mountain inspired the name. But personally, I suspect it actually derives from the first poor soul who tried to climb this peak and all the blood, sweat, and tears left clawing their way up through the boulder fields to the spectacular views at the summit.

Is it goat approved? I wouldn’t take one here, even if there’s snow on the ground. The trail is extremely popular with day hikers and thru hikers. However, if the apocalypse comes, or a mass pandemic and the vast number of people migrating to Atlanta ceases…the goats would really love this one.

How you get there: Park at Byron Herbert Reece Access Trail. GPS 34.742001, -83.922440. The parking is limited, regulated, and very popular, but with a decent turnaround as day hikers go up and come back down. The turn is well marked for the parking area, and it’s just past Mountain Crossings, where the Appalachian Trail (AT) crosses the road.

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is 4.2 miles round trip out and back. The going is strenuous the first 2/3rds, climbing rock stairs and significant grades. The last third levels out and crosses a series of GORGEOUS rock faces with incredible views, culminating at the imposing TWO ROOM trail shelter. Seriously, this is an awesome hike.

Best season to do this hike: Fall, winter, and early spring are best. Summer, starting about mid-April, many AT thru hikers are coming through, and it will be busier and less fun.

Trails to Take

Start off in the parking lot, and the trail kiosk should be visible on the loop. Trail’s behind the kiosk.

Lower Trail Fog

We were racing the autumn fog this morning, and if you too are looking for spectacular cloud photos at the crack of dawn, the first stage of the hike will climb up through fog. On the left a creek tumbles down, crossing the trail at one point.

The trail gains steepness as it ascends and dries, reaching a saddle where a confusing trail junction occurs. The access trail from Herbert Byron Reece Parking Lot is meeting the Appalachian Trail at this point. You want to go right and uphill to go to Blood Mountain. If you go left you’ll just descend to the road and Mountain Crossings Store.

The trail becomes rockier and rockier, and a series of depressing stone stairs ascends among large boulders jutting out from sassafras trees. The hemlocks at the parking area and near the creek peter out and are overtaken by stunted buckeyes and maples. The trail winds up a series of switch backs in a serious climb, then levels.

The upper fog is gone…leaving a spectacular sea of clouds stretching to the horizon and Blood Mountain a lone rocky point rising out of the fog.

The trail goes along the edge of the mountain now, level and easy going, until you reach your first rock face and the first spectacular view of the morning. If you’ve made it before the burn off starts, but after the air has cleared (before 10 am at the latest!) beneath your rocky aerie lies an ocean of perfect cloud cover.

The clouds are pretty awesome!

A series of rock faces lead up the face of the mountain, the crevasses and boulders becoming larger and more spectacular, until finally a well camouflaged rock shelter emerges from among the wind blown buckeyes and weather trimmed mountain laurel. This is Blood Mountain Shelter, the only two room shelter with a fireplace I have ever seen. It is frankly spectacular, well maintained, and fascinating in construction. Sadly the old fireplace has been blocked in as fires are no longer allowed on this section of the trail due to the threat of forest fire.

The Blood Mountain two room chalet of a shelter!

Large rocks surrounding the shelter offer further perches and views, then it’s time to go back to the parking lot.

Trail Map




  1. Bear canisters are required in this part of the trail if you are camping. The recent explosion in the black bear population in North Georgia is probably the reason why.
  2. No fires. No seriously, they are terrified of fire up here – we survived some bad ones a few years ago that almost came down the mountains for the rest of Georgia. Pack the gas burner if you want smores instead.
  3. Parking is, as usual, busy and over worked. Plan accordingly.
  4. If you want fog, get up to the rocks by 9:30, or at the latest 10 in October. If you want the view, come on a sunny day around lunch.


Nearby Historical Stuff: The Indian Princess’s Grave

Indain Grave
The grave of Trahlyta

The giant pile of stones in the middle of the intersection of US 19 and US 60 in Stonepile Gap, GA is an interesting bit of history lodged literally in the middle of the modern world.

The pile of stones is over the grave of Trahlyta, a Cherokee princess whose tribe lived on Cedar Mountain nearby. The tribe had achieved immortality by drinking from magic springs shown to them by the Witch of Cedar Mountain. Okay, so this sounds a bit bizarre, but let me tell you for some reason there are A LOT of legends of immortal tribes/people in this neck of the woods. The Cherokee refer to them as the Nunnehei, (The People Who Live Anywhere), and consider them a race of Spirit People. Supposedly they had a large townhouse on Blood Mountain and other settlements in the surrounding area. Who knows, maybe the fount of eternal youth is in Georgia and not Florida…

Anyway, I digress. The legend goes that Trahlyta jilted a potential suitor, and that suitor decided to let his testosterone do the thinking. So he kidnapped her and dragged her away from the springs that were the source of her eternal youth. Predictably, she died. The suitor, while being an idiot in terms of logic, was apparently slightly better at geography, and took her remains back near her home place for burial as she requested.

Later travelers began the custom of throwing a stone as they passed onto the pile, and over time the  marker became so large even the highway department couldn’t pave over it.


In sum: 

When you take pictures where it looks like you’re above the cloud layer you can tell people you climbed to whatever elevation you want and they’ll believe you. By the way, Blood Mountain is stumpy even by Appalachian standards – it rises a mere 4,459 ft and is only the 6th tallest in Georgia.


A Mini Nimberwill Nomad At Jake’s Mountain

The Nimberwill Nomad is an incredible long distance hiker. He’s kind of like wonder lust personified, or maybe Odysseus if Odysseus had said “screw this getting home stuff, let’s just turn this thing into a magical mystery tour instead”. The Nomad’s treks are described as odysseys for a reason on his personal website ( because frankly, what this guy does isn’t really comparable to what the rest of us mean by “hike”. He hiked the Appalachian Trail of course, but he’s also walked Route 66, across the entire United States in a big loop, the Ice Age National Scenic Trail in Wisconsin, and basically anything that might be described as “epic”.

While he’s originally from up North, he retired to the Nimberwill area here in North Georgia. For those not versed in North Georgia’s many microcosms, Nimberwill is the area around Nimberwill Creek, Nimberwill Church, and in short, the area where Jake’s Mountain State Park lies. So one of the internet’s more insane hikers comes from here. Maybe hiking the goat here will inspire it to want to climb mountains too…

One of the Nimberwill Nomad’s treks – Route 66

Is it goat approved? They let horses in here, so I am going with “yes probably”.

How you get there: Park here at Bull Mountain Parking Lot: 34.580633, -84.144667. The parking lot is not so much a lot as an overgrown, rutted field. I got stuck in a 2 wheel drive pickup in the rear of the field. Be careful where you park!

Time for hike: The distance for this hike is 4.2 miles round trip out and back. The going is easy, with only two moderate uphills and down hills. There are three seperate fields starting at 1 mile in that would make good camping locations in the Fall and Winter. Summer the flies would be bad as we are near the lake *ahem* make that swamp with a drainage system and a dam.

Best season to do this hike: Fall, winter, and early spring. Summer the flies and mosquitoes will probably be bad.

Trails to Take

Starting off in the parking lot, (or well, unmowed field you left your truck in and hope you can get it back out of), you want to go back up the road to the trail kiosk. Behind the gate just beyond the kiosk is the “trail” though it will look more like a road at this point.

This is technically the Bull Mountain Connector Trail at this point. In about a quarter mile the road intersects with Jones Creek Connector Trail, (or again, at this point, road). Go right on this.

The road winds out through the woods, gradually becoming less and less defined. It crosses the first field at around a mile, and finally becomes a track instead of a two track. The trail winds down hill into a second field, then across the dam for the “lake”. The dam is humongous, but the lake it was meant to contain has either succumbed to the drought last summer or a lack of funding. The dam is holding back an underwhelming shallow water water mosquito breeding mud sucking swamp. With a rather expensive looking drainage set up.

One of several camping fields
The swamp at the bottom of what probably was meant to be a lake…

The trail continues across the dam amid late fall wildflowers, climbs a hill, and reaches another field. This one is probably the best camping spot – large, well drained, protected from high winds and far enough away from the swamp to thwart the worst of the insects. I will definitely back here for an overnight hike!

This little training jaunt ends at the fork of Jones Creek Dam Trail and Moss Creek Trail. A good 4 miler for a 3 month old kid, and a good leg stretch for a lazy human hiker.





  1. Parking fills up fast in reasonable weather. Come early to get your pick of parking!
  2. Bull Mountain Parking Lot is a very…optimist…name. The field at the end of the road isn’t that great for parking. It is rutted, with bad traction, no mowing, and a general sense that you are going to get stuck. I got stuck in the Ranger. Bring 4 wheel drive if you have it…and if you don’t, be careful how you park.
  3. Bikers, runners, and to a lesser extent horseback riders all do big get togethers at this park. You may arrive at a free for all Jamboree that you were not invited to. But that’s cool – cause a goat is always in fashion!

In sum: 

I once read an interview with the Nimberwill Nomad during his trek of Route 66. He doesn’t carry much of anything – no extra food or a heavy pack. The answer to why he doesn’t I found kind of profound. In his words, every piece of gear you have is an expression of your fears. You bring a first aid kit because you are afraid of injury. Food because you are afraid to go hungry. Boots because you are afraid to twist your ankle. A tent because you are afraid to sleep outdoors. What must it be like, to walk alone and unafraid?