Tom

His personality is so magnetic he attracts students due to static cling. His charm is so contagious, multi-species vaccines have been created for it. Fleas refuse to bite him, purely out of respect. Years ago he was found as a kitten in a pen in the sheep barn. It has been converted into a shrine in his honor by the sheep. If he gave you directions to any location in the Terry Center, (which he frequently visits), you would never get lost and always arrive 5 minutes early. He once challenged his own reflection in the water trough to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won. The dean often pets him, just because he finds him interesting. He once almost ate Mickey Mouse. He believes that running in place at the gym will never get the same results as running from a herd of dairy cows. His tail has experienced more than a lesser cat’s entire body. His blood smells like catnip. He is the only cat to ever ace a Rorschach test. He has inside jokes with complete strangers. He is Tom, the World’s Most Interesting Cat. Congratulations TAU Animal of the Week!